This was passed in e-mail but it sounds good to me!
A NEW SENIOR HEALTH PLAN!
So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there are no nursing homes available for you; What do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen be they Democrat, Republican or Independent...your choice.
Of course, this means you'll be sent to prison where you'll get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.
An added plus, because you're now a prisoner, you no longerhave to pay any income taxes.
Is this a great country or what?
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