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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary

This is brilliant!  Scott Adams (I assume he created the theorem as he is the creator of the Dilbert comic strip, but who knows, eh?) is a genius!

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary

Engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.”

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power, or Knowledge=Power
Postulate 2: Time is Money, or Time=Money
As every engineer knows: Power=Work/Time
Since Knowledge=Power, and Time=Money, we have:
Solving for Money, we get:
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero (0), Money approaches infinity (), regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.

After that, go to http://www.begent.org/theorem.htm and check the "management professional" quiz.  It's hilarious!

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